Thoughts
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What about a drinking game where you have to drink
every time a substring of the program that you are
writing equals to the name of the programming language
that you are using? (Though I am unconscious of a
direct relation of this thought to the following
mtterial, this is most likely influenced by
xkcd: Ballmer Peak)
Too interesting not to comment further:
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C: You'll end up with carefully named
variables and will get to know about a lot
of things you had previously ignored
including ENFILE.
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C++: Unfortunately you'll lose your
alertness at the exact moment when you
would've needed it the most,
deep in those for loops.
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Java: what was I trying to do with all these
data structures?
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Perl: Oh please. Like it makes a difference.
(Btw there's another perl joke insult further down)
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Go: This one plays so perfectly you wonder
if they had been thinking about (or even
playing) this game while they were
designing the language.
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Holy cow all this time you could scroll with the middle-click + trackpoint?
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Things are only starting to get fun after you've created
context.h
in a project.
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The only books that you're allowed to put under your monitor
are the ones that you've read.
Or rather, you must put a book under your monitor if and
only if you've read it.
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Crazy how I arrive at my lab before noon, but a few hours past noon the number of hours that I have done actual work (entered into my time tracker) falls behind what the clock displays in 12-hour format for the last time during the day, knowing that the
difference will only grow in favor of the clock until we reach midnight, when the clock generously offers a rematch.
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The way people arrivals to/depart from our lab is
certainly not Possion. My proposal: arrival points are
Poisson and the number of people arriving at an arrival
point is a random variable sampled from a geometric
process.
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We should randomly switch men's and women's bathrooms every morning.
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I think it's great that we're fighting email spam bots by writing our email addresses like "
firstname [at] lastname . $(ifconfig | egrep "[0-9]{1,}(\\.[0-9]{1,}){3}" | tail -1 | awk '{ print $1 }' | cut -c 2-)
". Thank God we agreed that nobody is allowed to write bots that extract email addresses from git commits on publicly available git repos.
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Sometimes I think about all the perl programs that I could have written while cleaning my keyboard if I had remembered to open an editor before getting started.
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